Canned Air
	Care Canned Air is a revolutionary new alternative to regular, polluted air. We harvest air from all over the world, including but not exclusive to, New Zealand, the Swiss Alps, Greenland, and Antartica.
	Here’s how it works; We climb a mountain, run into an empty field, or find a quiet spot along a beach. Then, we open a can, wave it around, scream, “Stop air pollution!” and then put the airtight lid on. Once we’ve done that, we ship it out to stores across the world, and hope people buy it.

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